Some say Web3 is a utopia. Others say it’s a casino. Somehow, it’s both — an absurdist comedy being written in real time.
Here, Base’s token dies 69 minutes after birth. Zora’s airdrop comes with a disclaimer: “For entertainment purposes only.”
AV star Yua Mikami launches her own coin, then promptly bans Japanese users.
Optimism runs a prediction market experiment… and its expert panel finished dead last.
More strikingly, we’ve even begun to question the hallucination called “Meme.”
The world keeps moves forward — just sometimes, it feels like it’s sleepwalking.
Jesse from Base tweeted, “Base is for everyone” — then promptly launched a $BASE token.
69 minutes in, market cap hit $17M. The next minute? It flatlined. Jesse rushed to clarify: “It’s a content coin, not a meme coin!”
And Zora’s airdrop? “10% to the community, 65% locked for the team for six months. No governance, no voting, no rewards. Just for fun.”
The community immediately lit up Ethos with complaints.
Can you blame them? Zora’s been dining well on Optimism grants — now they’re pulling the “just vibes, no roadmap” routine?
Even the OGs from the halal circles would be shaking their heads.
