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The crypto world’s current rhythm feels like jotting field notes for some future archaeologist. On-chain, people are still minting YZY; Arthur Hayes is already gazing at the moon, declaring ETH will hit $20K. South Korea orders lending to halt, whales quietly shuttle ETH into Binance, and the SEC delays ETF decisions once again, like it hopes time itself will erase the problem.
Meanwhile, ETH staking’s exit queue has stretched into a $3.9B capital serpent. Nobody admits they’re fleeing. Everyone calls it “rotation,” “rebalancing,” or “waiting for a better moment…”
Welcome to this Biweekly Report, where we follow the statues still standing, and see under whose gaze they begin to crack.
Monero, once hailed as the $6B “holy knight of privacy,” just got 51% attacked by a $300M project called Qubic.
This wasn’t innovation. It was a black-comedy coup, like Satoshi sneaking a missing Black Mirror script into the blockchain canon.
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Arthur Hayes says he’s back in ETH, charts are flashing higher, and he’s targeting $20K this cycle.
Bro, not again… did YZY break your heart?
